Facescroll - Meet The Characters
UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL
We did some internet trolling on the facescroll profiles of some our favorite Kingdom of Everjoy Chronicles characters and found some interesting nuggets you might not know...
King Daddidoo
FULL NAME: Sir Piedermont Daddido III
CAREER: "I've been the ruler of the Kingdom of Everyjoy for 72 years."
STRANGEST FOOD EVER EATEN: "Snout snoodles in muskrat sauce. Slightly rubbery. Smoky overtones ...with a tinge of 'what in the world am I chewing!?'..."
SIGNIFICANT MILITARY ACHIEVEMENT: "Using only a wooden spoon and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Arugala Forest from a horde of ferocious army ants."
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"Emmanuel Reedondo Guerrero Sanchez Jr." :FULL NAME
"I can cook thirty minute brownies in twenty minutes" :UNIQUE TALENT
"One time my mom gave me three shillings for a trim. I traded one shilling for SourPatch Rats from the market and the rest for a cheap cut from Blind Benedict's Barbershop. So... I'm just glad my ears survived." :WORST HAIR CUT EXPERIENCE
"An angry baby panda swatting a pesky mosquito" :WHEN I DANCE I LOOK LIKE
Manny
Finn G. McGillicuddy
"Jared Dane Thompson"
"J.D."
Finn
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"Rukkek Stonehammer. My man can throw down some some serious legendary battles! Like that one time when he conquered the Brckasack warriors with a shoestring!?? Yea buddy!" :FAVORITE CHILDHOOD HERO
"Definitely morning. Must be all those times I had to milk the yak at early dawn..." :MORNING OR NIGHT PERSON
"Adds height to my already handsome lady appeal." :ADVANTAGE OF BEING TALL
"Master Jeremiah Dane! Named after my 2nd cousin." :WHAT IS J.D. SHORT FOR?
J.D
Princess Betterthanyu
FIRST THING I DO WHEN I WAKE UP: "I call my servant to warm the floor, of course. You can't expect me to walk on that frigid surface with my delicate toes!"
MOST ADMIRE: "Myself. Every day, actually."
FASHION TREND THAT YOU DONT GET: "The sackcloth. It's an absolutely horrid look - and impossible to find matching footwear!"
FAVORITE PET'S NAME: "Well, ...we must be referring to my horse, Foirfe. You know, that means 'perfect'. Lol."
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"My very first lute guitar. Still my fav." :FAVORITE INSTRUMENT
"When did the dragon finally get full?" "Sometime around mid-knight!!!" :BEST JOKE
"Went to see The Rolling Stone back in the Dark Ages. That Monk Jagger can really put on a show! Such energy!" :MOST MEMORABLE CONCERT ATTENDED
"That bard can really sing loud. I can hear his voice shofar! Ha ha ha..."
:MOST COMMON COMPLIMENT
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"We make cheese. Cheddar. Feta. Mozzarella. If it's moldy, we sell it." :HOBBY
"The Goudafather." "or... Close Encounters of the Curd Kind." "However, I was a fan of Ratatouille. That mouse knew cheese, for sure." :IF A MOVIE WAS MADE OF YOUR LIFE
"A wise wizard once told my family - 'Go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with stinky finger.' " :BEST ADVICE
"It's a song by the British duo called The Fenwicks... 'Sweet dreams are made of cheese.
Who am I to dis a Brie?' " :FAVORITE SONG LYRIC
The Bard
The Stinkypoos
WHY THEY CALL "FINN': "Finnigan's the name, but I'll answer to Finn just the same."
DESCRIBE MYSELF IN THREE WORDS: "Adventurous... Generous... and absolutely
Cool-iferous! (ok, I made that last one up...)"
FAVORITE SUMMER ACTIVITY: "Gator jumping in Mooglinshire Marsh. But be careful - they sleep with one eye open!"
IF PLANE WAS ABOUT TO CRASH, I'D WANT TO BE SITTING NEXT TO:
"Oooo! I know this! Hmmmm... let's see. First... what's a plane?"
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WHAT ANIMAL WOULD YOU BE: "An otter." "Yea - get otter our way!!!"
IS THE CUP HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?: "Does it matter? It's not as good as the cups that the Duke of Wheatgrass has in his castle. Ours are lame."
FAVORITE SPORT: "I've tried to play Hurling at recess, but it just made me puke."
WHAT'S THE LOWEST GRADE YOU'VE RECEIVED - AND WHAT FOR: "My brother flunked out of Latin class. Like we really need to know that carpe diem isn't a car podium!? That teacher didn't know how to teach right."
Grumbly Brothers
